Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on. 
The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered. 
The second responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded. 
The third surgeon says: No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order. 
The fourth surgeon chimes in: You know, I like construction workers.. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. 
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 
You're all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable
Jrew's First Experience As A Camper
11 years ago
 
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